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WE DID IT (TECHNICALLY)
SEARS POINTLESS 2026
SONOMA RACEWAY | MARCH 21–22, 2026
STATUS: SURVIVED
DAY 1 — THE OPTIMISM PHASE
"We've got this." — Narrator: They did not, in fact, have this.
DAY 2 — THE RECKONING
Same car. More hope. Less respect for our lives.
RACE BY THE NUMBERS
A comprehensive audit of the damage
2
DAYS RACING
Both voluntary, somehow
4
DRIVERS
All returned alive
1
CONES MASSACRED
It had a family
1
MIRRORS BROKEN
Someone else's. Sorry.
1
TOWS OFF TRACK
The car needed a break too
2
BLACK FLAGS
Collecting them like Pokemon
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RACE WEEK

We're here. It's real. No turning back now.

PREP STATUS SYSTEMS: NOMINAL-ISH
BEAST ACQUIRED
CROSS-COUNTRY HAUL
ARRIVED IN SAN FRANCISCO We actually had to get work done
RACE PREP We've spent the vast majority of our time wrapping the car in vinyl — we think it runs
ARRIVE IN SONOMA
TECH INSPECTION
GREEN FLAG March 21, 9:00 AM PT
FROM THE PADDOCK

MEET THE TEAM

Four friends. One dream. Questionable mechanical skills.

Alex - Team Principal at 4OGS Racing
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ALEX

TEAM PRINCIPAL

"Someone has to make sure we actually show up with helmets."

1 Person who knows what's happening
100% Responsibility for this chaos
Brian - Technical Director at 4OGS Racing
23

BRIAN

TECHNICAL DIRECTOR

"If it works, it works. Who cares if that's not the right part?"

100% Improvised part usage
73% Success rate (surprisingly)
Jeff - Aerodynamics Engineer at 4OGS Racing
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JEFF

AERODYNAMICS ENGINEER

"I'm 80% sure I can make it. Maybe 70%. Actually, let me check my calendar..."

47 Conflicting commitments
TBD Actual attendance probability
Bryan - Performance Engineer at 4OGS Racing
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BRYAN

PERFORMANCE ENGINEER

"I know Sonoma like the back of my hand... wait, we're getting on a real track?"

#1 Lap times on the sim
0.1% Chance of being fastest on track

THE BEAST

A masterpiece of questionable decision-making

The Beast - 4OGS Racing 1995 Ford Probe race car
$500 OF PURE
PERFORMANCE*
*technically in Pittsburgh. Pretty sure someone picked up the uShip contract.

OFFICIAL SPECS

MAKE/MODEL 1995 Ford Probe
HORSEPOWER 200 HP
TOP SPEED 120ish MPH
0-60 MPH 8.1 seconds

RACE UPGRADES*

ROLL CAGE Don't want to test
FIRE SUPPRESSION 80% chance of accidental discharge
KILL SWITCH Mistaken for starter
RACE CLUTCH Can't heel-toe, may kill us
*Seller mentioned many other upgrades. We're assuming they're important.

PERFORMANCE DATA

Completely made-up numbers that look impressive

PREPARATION LEVELS

CONCERNINGLY LOW
We should probably go buy helmets

MECHANICAL KNOWLEDGE

MOSTLY COMPETENT
3 out of 4 ain't bad

CONFIDENCE LEVEL

UNWAVERING
Inversely correlated with actual competence

ACTUAL PACE

QUESTIONABLE
One of us is always faster in iRacing, but who knows if that matters

PIT STRATEGY ANALYSIS

LAP 1
Something breaks
LAP 15
Duct tape applied
LAP 42
Prayer break
LAP 88
More duct tape
LAP 143
Miracle occurs

SPONSORS

Supporting our dreams (in theory)

NEWS

The latest questionable developments

NEW
DUCT TAPE DIAMOND SPONSOR
THINGS 1-5
Slackers. She'll haul the car herself.
Official Partner | 4OGS Racing 2026 Season
March 14, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: THINGS 1-5 ARRIVE — BRIAN'S MOM CALLS US SLACKERS VIA OUR OWN CONTACT FORM

A group of sisters led by Brian's Mom. She used our contact page to call us slackers, then offered to flatbed The Beast cross-country herself. Legend status is too low for this woman.

NEW
PRAYERS & PIZZA SPONSOR
RANDY
Pammy Cookies and a unique set of skills
Official Partner | 4OGS Racing 2026 Season
March 14, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: RANDY ARRIVES WITH COOKIES, RADIO EXPERTISE, AND ZERO USABLE FREQUENCIES

One of the nicest humans alive. Showed up with Pammy Cookies, tried to solve our pit-to-driver comms with his radio knowledge, and when none of it worked out, we all just ate cookies instead.

NEW
DUCT TAPE DIAMOND SPONSOR
3 AMIGOS
Thick as thieves, impatient as sponsors
Official Partner | 4OGS Racing 2026 Season
March 14, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: 3 AMIGOS ARRIVE AND IMMEDIATELY COMPLAIN ABOUT TURNAROUND TIME

They sponsored us, then complained within an hour about not being on the website. One of them actually knows how to race. The other two are just good dudes. All three are impatient.

NEW
ALMOST PIT CREW LEGEND SPONSOR
PURO PINCHES SERVICES CREW
Phil should have thought about that
Official Partner | 4OGS Racing 2026 Season
March 14, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: PURO PINCHES SERVICES CREW ROLLS UP — PHIL'S GHOST HAD OTHER PLANS

One of the guys who ghosted Phil wasn't sitting idle — he was rallying a crew. They demanded changes to the sponsorship program, came in on their own terms, and made Phil's solo act look like a warm-up round.

DUCT TAPE DIAMOND SPONSOR
PHIL
Carrying the weight, as usual
Official Partner | 4OGS Racing 2026 Season
March 8, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: PHIL CARRIES TWO FREELOADERS TO DUCT TAPE DIAMOND

Phil was supposed to split a sponsorship three ways. The other two never Venmo'd, never sent cash, never did anything. So Phil did it himself. Because that's who Phil is.

PRAYERS & PIZZA SPONSOR
SAYIAN_KILLA
Dream big, start somewhere
Official Partner | 4OGS Racing 2026 Season
March 8, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: SAYIAN_KILLA BELIEVES IN THE DREAM

He's dreamed of being a race car driver since he was 6. Found us on TikTok. Became our first Prayers & Pizza sponsor. We support this dream 1000%.

RATTLE CAN GOLD SPONSOR
BRYAN'S SISTER
If you crash, it's not because I pushed you
Official Partner | 4OGS Racing 2026 Season
February 9, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: "I DIDN'T PUSH HIM," SAYS BRYAN'S SISTER

Bryan's Sister has joined 4OGS Racing as our first Rattle Can Gold Sponsor. The sponsorship appears to be motivated by a 1986 incident involving gravity, a child's face, and a disputed shove.

Racing gear and HANS devices
February 7, 2026

ACTUAL GEAR ACQUIRED: THIS MIGHT BE REAL

In a shocking display of competence, at least one team member now owns proper racing equipment. We even bought a spare HANS device because we're responsible like that.

PUPPERS PLATINUM SPONSOR
COWEN TECHNOLOGIES
Set the tone boys
Official Partner | 4OGS Racing 2026 Season
February 5, 2026

OUR FIRST SPONSOR: $1 OF PURE BELIEF

Cowen Technologies has joined 4OGS Racing as our inaugural Puppers Platinum Sponsor with a generous donation of $1. It won't get us far, but we didn't even have to beg.

The Beast - 1995 Ford Probe
February 5, 2026

WE HAVE A CAR (ALMOST)

After extensive searching (and by extensive, we mean scrolling Facebook Marketplace for 3 hours), we've acquired a 1995 Ford Probe. It's currently in Pittsburgh, and we're pretty sure someone picked up the uShip contract.