SPONSOR THE CHAOS *Your money will be poorly allocated, but enthusiastically spent
Because even a $500 race car needs financial backing. Our current budget covers duct tape and half a prayer. Help us upgrade to a full prayer.
SPONSORSHIP TIERS
All one-time payments. No subscriptions. We're not organized enough for recurring billing.
PRAYERS & PIZZA
The "I believe in you but not that much" tier
- ✓ Your name on the 4OGS sponsors wall
- ✓ A warm feeling inside
- ✓ Our eternal gratitude (warranty void if we DNF)
RATTLE CAN GOLD
A fresh coat of commitment
- ✓ Your logo on the 4OGS sponsors wall
- ✓ Social media shoutout to our tens of followers (once we find the passwords)
- ✓ Priority access to questionable racing advice
DUCT TAPE DIAMOND
Your name on a car that may or may not finish
- ✓ Everything in Rattle Can Gold
- ✓ Your name/logo on The Beast (applied with care... and possibly duct tape)
- ✓ Photo proof of your brand on a real race car
PIT CREW LEGEND
The ultimate commitment to questionable motorsport. This is the "I'm all in and I don't care who knows it" tier.
- ✓ Everything in Duct Tape Diamond
- ✓ Pit crew photo opportunity at race day (transportation and housing not included — you're getting yourself there, and even then, we can't guarantee we'll know where we are)
- ✓ VIP access to the "paddock" (there is no paddock — it's a parking lot with folding chairs, but we'll say it with confidence. Bring your own chair, we only have enough for us)
- ✓ Lifetime bragging rights
THE ABSURD TIERS
We're legally obligated to offer these. We're morally obligated to warn you.
RENTAL CAR ROYALTY
You're getting at least one of us to the track
- ✓ Everything in Pit Crew Legend
- ✓ You're personally responsible for getting at least one of us to the race
- ✓ Named "Honorary Logistics Coordinator" on our website
- ✓ A heartfelt, slightly desperate thank-you video from the team
THE MONEY PIT
More money than sense, and we deeply respect that
- ✓ Everything in Rental Car Royalty
- ✓ Your logo will be the LARGEST thing on the car
- ✓ Personal phone call from each team member (and an apology in advance)
- ✓ We will name a corner of the track after you (in our hearts)
- ✓ Your accountant will receive a formal apology letter
THE BLANK CHECK
We'll fly you out to watch us disappoint in person
- ✓ Everything in The Money Pit
- ✓ Round-trip flights for you and your family (first class, because apparently we can afford things now)
- ✓ Hotel accommodations (not ours — yours will be nicer)
- ✓ Personal tour of The Beast (estimated duration: 45 seconds)
- ✓ Permanent "Executive Vice President of Poor Decisions" title
- ✓ A $500 race car has no business having a $100,000 sponsor, and yet here we are
THE F1
Look. We're not going to say no. But we need you to understand that you're spending F1 team sponsorship money on four guys and a car that cost less than your watch. We have a LOT of questions, starting with "are you okay?" and ending with "can we get that in writing before you sober up?"
- ✓ Everything in The Blank Check (obviously)
- ✓ We will buy a second $500 car and name it after you
- ✓ Entire team will get matching tattoos of your logo (pending sobriety-based review)
- ✓ We will enter a second race. Possibly a third. We'll have the budget and absolutely none of the skill
- ✓ Full documentary crew to capture the chaos (we can afford one now)
- ✓ A formal press conference announcing the partnership (folding table, gas station coffee, the works)
- ✓ We will genuinely try to win. For the first time ever. No promises, but we'll actually try
THE WILD CARD
None of these tiers speak to you? Got a very specific number in mind? Throw whatever you want at us. $3? $77? $420.69? We don't judge. (We will, however, screenshot it and laugh affectionately.)
- ✓ Your name on the 4OGS sponsors wall
- ✓ A warm feeling of chaotic generosity
- ✓ Our genuine confusion and gratitude
Minimum: $1. Maximum: your credit limit.
GOT SOMETHING BIGGER IN MIND?
Want your logo front and center on a car that's definitely going to be photographed (mostly during mechanical failures)? We're open to custom sponsorship packages, barter arrangements, and creative proposals. If you've got a pitch weirder than "four guys racing a $500 Ford Probe," we want to hear it.
LET'S TALKSPONSOR WALL
The brave souls who put their money where our exhaust pipe is