VERY RACY. QUESTIONABLY PACEY.

SECOND OFFENSE *We're doing it again. Voluntarily.

0
RACES SURVIVED
one more than anyone expected
0
MILES RELOCATED
nobody saw it happen
0
CARS OWNED
still the same one, somehow
0
BRAVE SOULS
*questionable decisions
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RACE 2 OF (APPARENTLY) MORE
CAPITOL OFFENSE 2026
SUMMIT POINT MOTORSPORTS PARK | SUMMIT POINT, WV
GREEN FLAG: OCTOBER 24, 2026 | 10:00 AM ET
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ROAD TO SUMMIT POINT
TELEPORTED EAST
The car is somehow already in Virginia. We have stopped asking.
ELECTRICAL OVERHAUL
Brian is elbow-deep in the wiring. If it works, it works.
TECH INSPECTION
Where our confidence meets an actual clipboard.
GREEN FLAG
No further edits possible.
THE BAR TO CLEAR
Set at Sonoma in March. By us. It counts.
235
LAPS COMPLETED
every one a miracle
55/140
OVERALL FINISH
beatable, in theory
1
MAJOR BREAKDOWN
the number to get to zero
SEE HOW SONOMA ACTUALLY WENT →
STATUS: RE-OFFENDING
TEAM UPDATES

NEWS

The latest questionable developments

THE SQUAD

MEET THE TEAM

Four friends. One dream. Questionable mechanical skills.

Alex - Team Principal at 4OGS Racing
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ALEX

TEAM PRINCIPAL

"Someone has to make sure we actually show up with helmets."

1 Person who knows what's happening
100% Responsibility for this chaos
Brian - Technical Director at 4OGS Racing
23

BRIAN

TECHNICAL DIRECTOR

"If it works, it works. Who cares if that's not the right part?"

100% Improvised part usage
73% Success rate (surprisingly)
Jeff - Aerodynamics Engineer at 4OGS Racing
42

JEFF

AERODYNAMICS ENGINEER

"I'm 80% sure I can make it. Maybe 70%. Actually, let me check my calendar..."

47 Conflicting commitments
TBD Actual attendance probability
Bryan - Performance Engineer at 4OGS Racing
34

BRYAN

PERFORMANCE ENGINEER

"I know Sonoma like the back of my hand... wait, we're getting on a real track?"

#1 Lap times on the sim
0.1% Chance of being fastest on track
VEHICLE SPECIFICATION

THE BEAST

A masterpiece of questionable decision-making

The Beast - 4OGS Racing 1995 Ford Probe race car

OFFICIAL SPECS

MAKE/MODEL 1995 Ford Probe
HORSEPOWER 200 HP
TOP SPEED 120ish MPH
0-60 MPH 8.1 seconds

RACE UPGRADES*

ROLL CAGE Don't want to test
FIRE SUPPRESSION 80% chance of accidental discharge
KILL SWITCH Mistaken for starter
RACE CLUTCH Can't heel-toe, may kill us
*Seller mentioned many other upgrades. We're assuming they're important.
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